Secret Saturdays Pornography Story: What an venture Zak went on – Chapter 1

So, one day zak was raiding 25-man sartharion, and when they downed him he heard a knock at the door he went and looked and no one was there. Confused Zak turned around and his laptop was gone. Zak was like “WHAT THE JUNKLE IN THE TRUNKLE” So he went and explored to find him with his trusty wierd cryptid lookin things. He went into his local store and found a dead guy and thought it must have been the beared man, so he asks the not-dead guy where he went he pointed to the local candle shop when he went there and found that there was two huge body builders were on the ground unconscience, he the dumped water on their face and they came back to conscienseness and he asked where the bearded man was, he pointed to the train station. Zak went there and was totally empty, he yelled out “BEARDED MAN” he then came out from behind a train. Zak yelled “gimme back my laptop” he then replied “no, you’ll have to duel me for it”. when he pulled down his hood Zak couldnt believe his eyes, it was chuck norris. When the duel started Zak thought well since he is probably close combat he though that he would need to stay far away on his mage, the duel started and he ice nova’d him to the ground and ran back and started to cast fire ball. Then Chuck at the last second ported back behind him and then just as he was about to round house his head off he casted blink got away and then shot in the face with a pyroblast attack, then the whole world stopped rotating, because Chuck norris is not able to be hit unless its the end of the world, then all of a sudden he woke up. Zak thought what?! it was a dream?! it felt…so…real! but he reached in his pocket and found a number it was chuck norris’ phone#, he was like IT WAS REAL I WASN’T DREAMIG, I KNEW IT!!!!! he then crumpled it up and threw it away think why would i need that….his lapyop was returned somehow in the interdeminsional vortex that was created by chuck norris getting hit.

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