Secret Saturdays Porno Story: the uber incredible SS story Chapter 1

So, one day zak woke up and decided to play some FPS, now he got so involved int his game he got sucked in the televizzle by argost. Now he was fending off thousands of nazi zombies with his panzerczech and flamethrower, when he got to round OVER 9,00, argost came out and was the last mob boss, unfortunatly zak was out of ammo and decided to spend alot of money on a red rider BB gun that did absolutly nothing to him, so then he summond down chuck norris to beat the living pee pee outta him with his fatal roundhouse kick to the head, But when he was summond argost used his zombie-afier and chuck norris round housed the lazer beam back and totally beheaded argost, then he casted holy light at the last second and rezzed then when chuck norris was about to finish argost off, zak jumped in front off his round house kick and then said you cant kill him he is my FATER’s brothers sister’s dad’s former villian. Chuck norris replied WHAT THE JUNK DOES THAT MEAN, zak replied i dont know kill the idiot, so then he killed him and they got to round uber million and they lived happily ever after!

the end!