Secret Saturdays Porn Story: Van Rooks Horrible Mood Chapter 1
VAN ROOK’S HORRIBLE MOOD
Leonidas Van Rook’s mask concealed his scowl as he followed Argost and Munya in the
dark forest. He was in a horrible mood since he wished to search for cryptids and make
money on his own terms. He glanced at his damaged jetpack. So much for attempting to
abandon the master and servant! The Russian mercenary recalled being yanked out of the sky
thanks to Munya’s oral webbing. He also remembered screaming about his broken jetpack.
Vincent Vladislav Argost looked over his shoulder. ”Are you exhausted, Leonidas’
he teased. ”You’re ticking me off, old bat!” Van Rook snarled. His pale ally glanced
at the half-human/half-spider. ”Did you hear that, Munya? I’m ticking him off!”
The mercenary proceeded to scowl again. ”Don’t make me call animal control again,
Argost!” he threatened. He watched the other man shrug. ”We should locate the next
Kur clue very soon,” the bizarre villain said. *In other words, you really have no idea
where it is! Crazy old bat!* the Russian thought. He continued to follow Munya and Argost.
Just then, a ball of white light approached them. The three men began to squint.
They gasped when the sphere turned out to be a fairy! She frowned and folded her tiny arms
across her chest. ”Pardon me, but you are trespassing. I’m afraid I must ask you to
depart at once!” she said in a high pitched voice.
She screamed when Van Rook flicked her which caused her to tumble backwards!
”That does it!” she squeaked before waving her wand and sprinkling magical dust on Argost.
She watched him transform into a bat! The Russian screamed while laughing.
”Now you really are a crazy old bat, Argost!” he laughed. He was silent when he was
turned into a bear!
”You two look much better!” the sprite smiled. She screamed when the silent servant
held her body with two fingers. ”Release me this instant!” she demanded.
She observed him pointing at the bat. ”Very well!” she muttered before using her wand
to return Argost to his usual self. She was released and freed Leonidas from her magic.
Munya held back a very violent Vincent. Argost proceeded to threaten to tear the tiny
creature’s wings off! ”I’m still in a horrible mood!” Van Rook announced.
”I would advise you three to depart from this forest. If you don’t, I’ll transform you
into something worse!” she spoke. She did not have time to scream when Leonidas used his
wrist blaster to end her life!
”Let’s continue the search!” Argost said as Munya unleashed him.
”You’re still a horrible old bat!” the dark-haired man muttered.
He and his companions ceased walking when they saw a small furry creature that had a
human-like face. ”Greetings! I am the storyteller of this forest. Please sit and make
yourselves comfortable. Relax as I read a fairy tale!”
The creature opened a large book as the trio obeyed. ”Once upon a time….” he read.
”BOOOORIIIING!” Leonidas griped. The storyteller looked up and paused. He continued to
read. ”Once upon a time….” he spoke.
”You said that already!” the Russian pointed out. ”Once upon a time’
”Everyone died! The end!” the mercenary spoke before lifting the animal and kicking him
into thorns! Argost and Munya’s eyes were currently wide as they stood with their
companion. They gasped when the angry animal approached them. They viewed him spitting a
few thorns out. ”Once upon a time, the abused storyteller chased the impolite men out
of the woods!” he snarled. ”I thought I was in a horrible mood!” Van Rook stated while
fleeing from the furious creature.
THE END